Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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