The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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