So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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