we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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