another moral hangover. fuck.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I wear drunk well.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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