Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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