I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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