My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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