He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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