Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
foreskin is a definite game changer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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