nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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