He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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