Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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