I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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