I love black thongs
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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