is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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