yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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