It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Soap is not a condiment
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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