yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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