A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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