Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
this boner is exhausting
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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