wake up i wanna do it froggy style
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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