No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think people are normalizing furries
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize