I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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