I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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