Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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