It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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