drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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