The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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