bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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