everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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