his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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