the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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