so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize