i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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