I wish I could punch you in the face.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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