I think im going to throw up on grandma
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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