her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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