Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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