you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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