I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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