everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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