is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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