ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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