great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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