Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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