dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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