If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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