I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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