I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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